gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

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cakejam:

"just one more video then i’ll go to sleep”

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babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

"I’m tired… I’m so tired. I thought I just needed a night’s sleep, but it’s more than that."
- Inside Llewyn Davis (2013)
Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe

alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

heliolisk:

this website annoys me on a very deep level but where else will I get my attention

kanyewhisperer:

when you try to say ‘nah you’re good’ but say ‘nah you’re god’ by mistakeimage

prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

Why do you want to be a comedian?
Anonymous

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it